SIREN'S PULL - contact.

[hostage]

1483369

_“ Hey, it's me. Wait for the thing. _”

Comments

[inthejunk]

I have lots to offer! A success-an almost successful business, and two apartments to choose from, and a good almost-family with some influence. And-and I'm going to start working out as soon as my arm heals. So you'll have to bring your A game if you want to have a chance.

[And don't be stupid, of course she would want to go home with the better man.]

[hostage]

You're like twelve.

[inthejunk]

[Gasp! Dude, that's so uncalled for.]

I'm seventeen, you jerk! A-and I was man enough for the task, obviously!

[hostage]

What -

Seriously?

[inthejunk]

[Wavering here, because that's not the expected response at all.]

...Wait, to which part?

[Except, HEY.]

Anyway, they're both true! I'm a man here, get used to it! I guess you'll have to load the next gun you point at me now that you know that.

[hostage]

Wait, like...

You... and, uh, Lisbeth? You two fucked. For real?

[inthejunk]

...Don't say it like that. It sounds dirty when you say it like that.

[Actually, it was kind of dirty. His face heats up just remembering it, but luckily you can't see that.]

[hostage]

Right on! Losing it in a pity-fuck! Aw yeah, you're the man now!

[inthejunk]

What's that supposed to mean?

[hostage]

Nothing. Enjoy my girlfriend's pussy.

1/3

[inthejunk]

How did you know I-?!

2/3

[inthejunk]

[Coughing fit, because shit, that was not something he meant to admit to.]

[inthejunk]

[And hold the phone.]

...You don't even care?

[hostage]

Well I think it's gross she's fucking kids, but Lisbeth does what she wants and I don't got a say in it.

[inthejunk]

I just told you I'm not a kid! Anyway it wasn't like that! It was...she was...just shut up!

[hostage]

Whatever. Anyway, no, I ain't gonna kick your ass for screwing her.

[inthejunk]

Why the hell not?

[...]

I mean, you wouldn't have kicked my ass anyway. You don't even have a power. I would have totally blown you away.

[hostage]

[Ouch...]

I told you why. She makes her own choices.

[inthejunk]

[HAH.]

Seriously, don't say it like that! It was special, you know? It was nice.

[hostage]

Good for you.

[inthejunk]

[Sigh.]

It was an accident. At first, I mean. But-

Well. I always knew she was with you. I just thought...look, she still lives there so I guess you have the upper hand. But-but I'm not going anywhere. So. You needed to know that.

[hostage]

No I didn't.

[inthejunk]

Most people would have cared! I was just doing the right thing.

[You know, because the right thing couldn't have possibly been done in any other way. Nope. Only like this.]

[hostage]

Look. I don't wanna hear about you sticking it to my girlfriend. I don't care. Got it? Do whatever you guys want.

[inthejunk]

So you do care.

[That's more like it! Though oddly, he's not as smug now that he knows it's not going to be a throwdown. What's the point? Actually, if someone didn't know better, that would totally make him come off like a dick, here. Good thing you know the whole story.]

Uh...well. I won't mention it again, now that you know.

[Except during future arguments.]