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Jesse Pinkman ([personal profile] hostage) wrote2012-03-01 04:17 pm
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EXSILIUM - contact.



UNIT№409



Hey, it's me. Wait for the thing.








5055034455: 4x04 (er...)

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[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-09-06 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
So can you explain to me why Steph showed up in my room in the middle of the night last night, slept in bed with me, stayed way the hell past noon and let me make her breakfast?

Because given the events of the past week I'm really confused?

Exactly how many thanks do I owe you?

?????
5055034455: 4x08 (beyond skeptical)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-09-06 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Don't acronym me. What did you do?
5055034455: 4x08 (why don't you stop being dumb?)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-09-06 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[1/2]

Oh. OK.

[2/2]

That tells me absolutely nothing, by the way.
5055034455: 3x02 (are you there god it's me saul)

action...

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-09-06 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Saul almost types "CAN YOU STOP BEING A SHITHEAD FOR TEN SECONDS," but realizes he already knows the answer to that.

He should've known better than to ask Jesse about this via text.

So he shows up in 409 not five minutes later, looking annoyed for an entirely unrelated reason:]
Why doesn't anybody in this apartment lock the door?
5055034455: 5x01 (let me explain you a thing)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-09-06 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
How thoughtful. Seriously, though, you don't know what kinda weirdos are wandering around this place — and trust me, there are plenty of them — so you should really consider keeping them outside.

[...wait.]

Obviously, I'm an exception.
5055034455: 4x08 (easy there el tigre)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-09-06 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
...I'll talk to Jules about it. Anyway, what the hell, man? What did you and Steph talk about? And why does Sonya know —

[Another pause, this time so Saul can move over to the couch and drop his voice to a near-whisper.]

About you-know-what? Is that why you had a black eye? Because I don't know how else she could've found out. I didn't say a word.
5055034455: 3x03 (listen to your lawyer)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-09-06 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, but Sonya let it slip to Steph that Brock is your kid, and Steph dropped that on me after she dropped in for her little visit and didn't try to kill me or threaten me or anything, and hey, FYI, she slapped me the other day over all this. So what gives, huh?
5055034455: 3x13 (uhm.)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-09-06 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Reasons why he thought Steph showed up to kill him...]

Yeah, I'm sure that's what she said. Sorry for being a bitch.

[He sighs.]

She's not gonna stay out of your business anymore than I am, at this point. But — [And here his voice returns to normal:] Thank you for covering my ass.
5055034455: 3x06 (nope.)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-09-06 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, no —

[Sighing again seems redundant, so this time, he rubs his forehead like he has a headache.

Women are confusing.]


Are things okay between you two now? I'm guessing yes, since she cooked for you.
5055034455: 4x03 (world's smallest violin)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-09-07 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Great.

[Except not really.]
5055034455: 4x10 (srs bsns)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-09-07 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay. Nevermind. Anyway, how're you doing? You eat yet today?
5055034455: 5x01 (bad news bears)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-09-07 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Saul actually seems to be okay with that answer. He looks Jesse over, expression neutral, before he starts frowning critically again.]

Have you moved from the couch in the past few hours?
5055034455: 4x03 (liking the way you think)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-09-07 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, then. C'mon!

[He claps his hands together and bounces up on his toes. Didn't you miss your ray of sunshine lawyer, Jesse?]

Up and at 'em! We're going for a walk.

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