Okay, but Sonya let it slip to Steph that Brock is your kid, and Steph dropped that on me after she dropped in for her little visit and didn't try to kill me or threaten me or anything, and hey, FYI, she slapped me the other day over all this. So what gives, huh?
I dunno. She came up here and said she was sorry for being a bitch 'cause I guess she just found out about Brock, and you, and - I dunno. I told her it wasn't your fault and she should stay outta my business and we had a fight about it.
[Reasons why he thought Steph showed up to kill him...]
Yeah, I'm sure that's what she said. Sorry for being a bitch.
[He sighs.]
She's not gonna stay out of your business anymore than I am, at this point. But — [And here his voice returns to normal:] Thank you for covering my ass.
There's an old Irish saying that goes, "May the road rise up to meet you and may the wind be always at your back." The road's a-risin' and the wind's a-blown' and I —
[pause for effect!!]
Have no idea. But I'll know when we get there. Hurry up.
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[Another pause, this time so Saul can move over to the couch and drop his voice to a near-whisper.]
About you-know-what? Is that why you had a black eye? Because I don't know how else she could've found out. I didn't say a word.
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Yeah, I told Sonya. Not about you, don't worry.
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I dunno. She came up here and said she was sorry for being a bitch 'cause I guess she just found out about Brock, and you, and - I dunno. I told her it wasn't your fault and she should stay outta my business and we had a fight about it.
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Yeah, I'm sure that's what she said. Sorry for being a bitch.
[He sighs.]
She's not gonna stay out of your business anymore than I am, at this point. But — [And here his voice returns to normal:] Thank you for covering my ass.
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[Sighing again seems redundant, so this time, he rubs his forehead like he has a headache.
Women are confusing.]
Are things okay between you two now? I'm guessing yes, since she cooked for you.
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[Except not really.]
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A little. Leftovers. I'm not hungry.
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Have you moved from the couch in the past few hours?
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[He claps his hands together and bounces up on his toes. Didn't you miss your ray of sunshine lawyer, Jesse?]
Up and at 'em! We're going for a walk.
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[But then, a little more seriously:] You can't spend the whole day on the couch.
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Where're we going?
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[pause for effect!!]
Have no idea. But I'll know when we get there. Hurry up.
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