[He accidentally grabs two beers, puts one back, and grabs a soda for himself. Once he's got the cap off, he turns back to her and leans up against the kitchen table.]
[She doesn't answer for a second, as she's busy staring at the beer cap until it pries itself off. When it does, she looks up with a little triumphant huff and takes a first drink.]
Ah, well. I have a problem. Well, my friend does- and I mean that, I'm not just covering.
[Nothing works like that. Either he needs to pay off Meowth to keep his silence... or he needs to kill the cat himself. Guess which one he's not doing.]
[He isn't happy about it, but he doesn't look angry, either. As far as breakage goes, it's about $300,000 he's getting blackmailed out of, but it could be worse. And at least it's Mary delivering this to him gently.]
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So what's up?
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Ah, well. I have a problem. Well, my friend does- and I mean that, I'm not just covering.
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What's your friend's problem?
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He got into some trouble over money, and now he thinks there are some dangerous people after him. He isn't human. He looks... pretty different.
Do you know Meowth?
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[The cat. So surreal.]
He obviously can't blend in very well.
Apparently he was on top of the bookshelf last time you came over, so he knows about what your power can do.
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...Right. Okay.
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Jesse, I'm sorry. He begged me to ask you. I don't expect you to just jump up and do it, but I at least needed to talk to you.
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What's he asking for, exactly.
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He wants a power to help him change shape. He says he wants to look like a normal cat or a person.
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[He isn't happy about it, but he doesn't look angry, either. As far as breakage goes, it's about $300,000 he's getting blackmailed out of, but it could be worse. And at least it's Mary delivering this to him gently.]