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[hostage]

OK sure

[rathercommon]

Thanks. I owe you a BIG favor. Let me know what you'd like in return.

[hostage]

Hell this is hardly a favor

All I gotta do is sit there

[rathercommon]

You're taking time from your day. AND you trusted my intentions without even questioning me.

[hostage]

Buy me a drink, we'll call it even

[rathercommon]

I can do that. I've got a really good fake ID.

[hostage]

Of course you do

[rathercommon]

What sorts of pubs do you like? You strike me as a hipster sort.

[hostage]

A hipster? Jesus

I don't care

The kind with decent drinks

[rathercommon]

You totally seem like a hipster! You've got the hipster facial hair and scruffiness down haven't you. I bet you love craft beers.

[hostage]

I seriously couldn't tell you the difference between a craft beer or anything else

This is just the face of not giving a fuck about shaving

[rathercommon]

Ahhhhhh, but that's the hipsteriest thing of all, isn't it! Simply not giving a damn. I think it's supposed to be ironic or something...

[hostage]

Might as well call everybody a hipster then

[rathercommon]

Well, I'm not a hipster. I REALLY give a damn.

[hostage]

OK true

[rathercommon]

And my rumblr followers, too! They care.

[hostage]

They're little kids aren't they

[rathercommon]

Excuse you! Most of them are about my age.

[hostage]

No way they're like 12

[rathercommon]

Well OK some of them are. But lots aren't. There's an age range OK?

[hostage]

OK

[rathercommon]

GOOD.

Anyway drinks next week? And I'll let you know about my friend.

[hostage]

Sounds good