hostage | MASK OR MENACE

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Wow. Sorry, I just thought you would've at least asked me to be your best man.

Mm, yeah, but we just couldn't wait. It was a real love-at-first-sight situation.

[That gets a chuckle out of her]

Is that what happens on a first date with you? I mean, I wouldn't know since we never had one...

What? We totally -

[Oh. Oh shit.]

...Right. You don't remember.

Nope.

But it doesn't matter now. You're married.

It's cool. You can be my sidechick.

Your side chick? Mmm, no thanks.

It's like that, huh. You wanna be Number One?

Number one side chick you mean?

Number One as in Number One.

Does that mean you're going to get a divorce? Already? Wow.

I'm leaving her for you, baby. I swear.

Well, I guess that's okay then. As long as there's no baby on the way.

Ummm...

Wow. You work fast.

It's a gift.

Is it really though? Because now I can't be your number one.

Is that the rule?

Yep. I'm not getting involved with an angry pregnant woman.

Smart.

So I guess that's it then.

Yeah... Bye, I guess.

I met someone anyway. At the event I went to tonight.

Oh yeah?

Yeah. He's really handsome too. We are actually getting married tomorrow.

[The party was pretty uneventful except for running into Raina and Dooku.]

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