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[morethan084]

поцелуй меня.

[She knows he'll have no idea what that means either, she's just showing off her vast knowledge of the Russian language.]

[hostage]

Right back atcha.

[Correct. He has no idea.]

[morethan084]

[Daisy just laughs and tilts her head up towards his.]

I said: kiss me.

[hostage]

Da, comrade.

[He closes the space between them, meeting her lips.]

[morethan084]

[That gets a laugh out of her right before his lips are against hers. She was pretty bad at pronouncing the words correctly, but she could only imagine he'd be ten times worse.]

Maybe I should teach you some of the other words I learned in Russian.

[hostage]

We better not let the feds hear us.

[Although, honestly, it would be hilarious if their dirty talk was mistaken for spy code.]

[morethan084]

Ah. Good point.

[That sets Daisy into a fit of laughter as she pulls away from him. Saying exactly what he was thinking:]

We are super spy's who talk dirty talk.

[hostage]

[Oh good, she's laughing.]

World's greatest no-goodniks.

[He's praying she's not too young for that reference. Sometimes he feels so ancient.]

[morethan084]

...What?

[Sorry bro.]

[hostage]

Boris and Natasha..?

You know what? Nevermind.

[morethan084]

Well now you have to tell me.

[Daisy attempts to splash his leg with some water from the pool.]

Was it a TV show?

[hostage]

They're the villains from Rocky and Bullwinkle. The cartoon. You're killing me here.

[He reaches into the water to splash her in retaliation.]

[morethan084]

Oh my god!

[She's not shouting because he splashed her, she's shouting because that just brought back memories.]

I completely forgot about that show. I hated that show.

[hostage]

What? Why?

[morethan084]

Because there was this one kid who could and would quote every damn line of that show whenever it was on. I wanted to strangle him.

[hostage]

That kid was probably me.

[morethan084]

I swear if you even try I will push you into this pool.

[hostage]

Sharrup you mouth!

[He's asking for it, honestly.]

[morethan084]

[As soon as he said it, Daisy pushes him hard in the back.]

[hostage]

[There he goes, flopping face-first into the pool.]

[morethan084]

[Oh my god. He didn't even try to defend himself. Excuse her while she howls with laughter, despite getting sprayed with water.]