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Uh, no? I don't have to chose any of your lame nicknames.

Methinks Peaseblossom doth protest too much.

Oh shut up, Oby. You're getting annoying.

Funny, I've heard that before.

Gee, I wonder why.

Personally, I blame on the fact that I'm a shrewd and knavish sprite, partly that merry wanderer of the night.

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You did get the memo that we're not ACTUALLY our code names, right?

Good Lord, it's like none of you have ever heard of method acting! I'm having FUN with this, I don't see why everybody else isn't.

We're not exactly here to have fun, you know.

Yes, but that doesn't mean there's no fun to be had.

Whatever.

Just don't dick around when it comes down to things.

I can be quite serious when the situation calls for it. Right now? It doesn't.