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How many times do I have to tell you people to leave the puns to the professionals.

And don't worry. It won't take me long to prove myself.

[ That really shouldn't be something he's proud of, but he is. ]

But practice makes perfect. We can't all have spent our education on a doctorate from Pun U.

Oh? Quite sure of yourself, hm?

Todai, actually, but close enough.

Very much so. Just ask anyone.

Tokyo? Oh, are you Japanese? What did you study there, aside from puns?

I'd rather not. I prefer first-hand/empirical evidence over testimonials.

Criminology and law. Graduated top of my class, and wasn't a bad detective, hence why I'm in charge of investigations around here.

[ Prideful? Him? He has no idea what you're talking about. ]

Oh, top of your class~? Impressive! So, you're a profiler, then. And what have you been investigating? I wasn't aware the Constellations were involved in police work.

I'm on standby until needed right now. Pretty sure with what we're looking at, I'll be needed more for investigating the government than anything else.

Not that that's all I can do, but that's for me to know, and others to find out. Preferably the hard way.

Ah, of course. Dig up dirt, see who is most susceptible to persuasion, investigate their deviances and faults and loyalties. Private Investigator kind of stuff! How film noir. You need a femme fatale! And perhaps, while you're at it, you should investigate our neighbors to the north as well, if the Majority Report is anything to go by.

Ooooo Mysterious~! How hard~?