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[sleight_of_hand]

[ Wow, high maintenance much? ]

You realize with the way the economy is here, $2k is practically close to that, right?

Besides, we're a small group trying to keep a low profile. Any more than that suddenly ending up in our pockets would be weird.

[stretchy_girl]

I accept that. [She just wants the others in the group to know how expensive her services usually are.]

Is there anything else you'd like to tell me that I already know?

[sleight_of_hand]

Yeah.

Quit being needy, newbie. Some of us have been in this treehouse awhile without pay.

[stretchy_girl]

I can't think why.

[sleight_of_hand]

[ ...really? ]

uh
Because some of us want to go home???????
Or make sure we don't go home.
Whichever.

[stretchy_girl]

Do they not have sarcasm where you come from?

[It loses some of it's effect in text form.]

[sleight_of_hand]

Text isn't exactly a happy medium for sarcasm, Polty.

[ Congrats, you have been Nicknamed (tm). ]

1/2

[stretchy_girl]

[I suppose it isn't, your anus.

2/2

[stretchy_girl]

Oops autocorrect, my bad.

[Lying!]

[sleight_of_hand]

haaaaaaaaa
Hilarious.
It's almost like I haven't heard that one before.