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[lizard]

I'm here to take this shit seriously, asshole. Stop wasting my time.

[ he's a GRUMPY boy scout ]

[sleight_of_hand]

Ohhhh yeah SURE. Of course you are.

What the hell kind of code name did you even get stuck with, anyway? Are we just vomiting letters together now?

[lizard]

... I dunno.

[ He was right to be named after something illiterate and useless. ]

Better than fucking Uranus. Who'd you piss off to get stuck with that?

[sleight_of_hand]

[ Look, he's just being reminded of his anus a lot recently. Thanks Dio. ]

Our grand high leader. I can't imagine what part of my sunny personality pissed him off though~

[lizard]

No, that makes sense. You're already pissing me off and you've barely said two words to me.

So, do you have anything useful to say, or are you just gonna dick around being an obnoxious brat for a while? 'Cause I gotta tell you, I got important shit to do.

[sleight_of_hand]

Whatever, boy scout.

I've already got a hot guy making a gun for me, so I don't need anything from you~

[lizard]

Okay. I don't care.

When he lets you down and you wanna get a real gun from a real man, come find me. Douche.

[sleight_of_hand]

Yeah sure, whatever.

Bet you don't even know the first thing about guns.

[lizard]

Oh, yeah. Totally. Totally. I just got pulled into this whole rebellion thing and had my skills assessed by the leader entirely so I could spout hot air and waste everyone's time with an empty offer. Yeah. That's what's going on here. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.

[ seriously fuck this guy, can we get him kicked out of the constellation or what, how does he go about setting up that petition ]

[sleight_of_hand]

Wouldn't be the first time our ILLUSTRIOUS leader had poor taste.

Besides, only one guy I know could get Japanese guns anyway. Don't take it personally.

[lizard]

Wouldn't be the first time your face had

[ He sends his message, incomplete and totally on accident. It sounds like it was going to be a good burn, but Adachi just has to sit there wondering what the end of that sentence was going to be as IWAI QUIETLY AND SILENTLY WISHES DEATH UPON HIMSELF SOMEWHERE OFF IN THE DISTANCE. Great. Cool. Cool. This must be Adachi. Great. Cool. Someone he knows is here and he's picking a fight with them. Smart move, Iwai!!!!!!!!

He's not going to give anything away, though. Gotta commit to his anonymity. ]

Wouldn't be the first time your face had poor taste.

[ nailed it. He just doesn't address the rest of Adachi's message. Gonna let that lie. ]

[sleight_of_hand]

Oh wow.

Sick burn.

I'll be feeling that one for weeeeeeeeeeeks.

[ Not really. ]

[lizard]

Your face will be feeling that one for weeks. So will your mom. Idiot.

This is stupid. Stop talking to me. I've got work to do. Bye.

[sleight_of_hand]

Whatever you say, boy scout.

[ That was this guy's official nickname, because like hell he was pronouncing that letter vomit. ]