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[hostage]

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_“ Hey, it's me. Wait for the thing. _”

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[hostage]

You're like twelve.

[inthejunk]

[Gasp! Dude, that's so uncalled for.]

I'm seventeen, you jerk! A-and I was man enough for the task, obviously!

[hostage]

What -

Seriously?

[inthejunk]

[Wavering here, because that's not the expected response at all.]

...Wait, to which part?

[Except, HEY.]

Anyway, they're both true! I'm a man here, get used to it! I guess you'll have to load the next gun you point at me now that you know that.

[hostage]

Wait, like...

You... and, uh, Lisbeth? You two fucked. For real?

[inthejunk]

...Don't say it like that. It sounds dirty when you say it like that.

[Actually, it was kind of dirty. His face heats up just remembering it, but luckily you can't see that.]

[hostage]

Right on! Losing it in a pity-fuck! Aw yeah, you're the man now!

[inthejunk]

What's that supposed to mean?

[hostage]

Nothing. Enjoy my girlfriend's pussy.

1/3

[inthejunk]

How did you know I-?!

2/3

[inthejunk]

[Coughing fit, because shit, that was not something he meant to admit to.]

[inthejunk]

[And hold the phone.]

...You don't even care?

[hostage]

Well I think it's gross she's fucking kids, but Lisbeth does what she wants and I don't got a say in it.

[inthejunk]

I just told you I'm not a kid! Anyway it wasn't like that! It was...she was...just shut up!

[hostage]

Whatever. Anyway, no, I ain't gonna kick your ass for screwing her.

[inthejunk]

Why the hell not?

[...]

I mean, you wouldn't have kicked my ass anyway. You don't even have a power. I would have totally blown you away.

[hostage]

[Ouch...]

I told you why. She makes her own choices.

[inthejunk]

[HAH.]

Seriously, don't say it like that! It was special, you know? It was nice.

[hostage]

Good for you.

[inthejunk]

[Sigh.]

It was an accident. At first, I mean. But-

Well. I always knew she was with you. I just thought...look, she still lives there so I guess you have the upper hand. But-but I'm not going anywhere. So. You needed to know that.

[hostage]

No I didn't.

[inthejunk]

Most people would have cared! I was just doing the right thing.

[You know, because the right thing couldn't have possibly been done in any other way. Nope. Only like this.]

[hostage]

Look. I don't wanna hear about you sticking it to my girlfriend. I don't care. Got it? Do whatever you guys want.

[inthejunk]

So you do care.

[That's more like it! Though oddly, he's not as smug now that he knows it's not going to be a throwdown. What's the point? Actually, if someone didn't know better, that would totally make him come off like a dick, here. Good thing you know the whole story.]

Uh...well. I won't mention it again, now that you know.

[Except during future arguments.]

[hostage]

No - Hey, hold on a second, bitch. I said I don't care and I mean it. Me and Lisbeth don't have rules. That don't mean I wanna compare notes with your prepubescent ass, okay? Nobody disrespects her like that around me. She is not your fucking thing to go around town bragging about. And this whole fight me for her bullshit is just... You know, seriously, screw you.