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[morethan084]

[Skye doesn't quite get that right now, so she just continue to smile in amusement.]

Fine. What would you pick that isn't your usual, lame, alias?

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Bond.

[Now he's just being silly.]

[morethan084]

[She likes it though.]

That is terrible. Let's do it.

As long as your first name isn't James.

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What should my first name be?

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Mmm...

Bob.

Bob Bond.

[Well it's funny to her.]

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[He snorts.]

That's horrible.

[morethan084]

[Lurching forward in laughter, Skye quickly caught her water bottle before it spilled all over the place.

Some did get on her leg, which is just wonderful.]

It's amazing and you know it.

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So, Bob Bond and his wife..? What's your name?

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Belinda. Belinda and Bob Bond.

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You know what? We definitely sound like we're from Florida.

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I feel like we should look a lot older than we do. And be transplants from Wisconsin.

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Can't have everything.

[They've arrived, though, and Jesse pulls into a parking spot outside the most kitschy neon-lit motel in the county.]

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I would pay you to speak in a Wisconsin accent.

[Of course he already has a stupid amount of money but she doesn't care.]

...have you been here before?

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Not overnight.

[But he's definitely fucked here before.

Jesse hops out of the truck and crosses to the other side to help Skye out, too. Assuming she's too drunk.]

What's a Wisconsin accent sound like, anyway?

[morethan084]

[Skye is soooo not going to question what he means by that.

And, yes, thank you because standing right now is a bit difficult for her. Still holding onto the bottle of water, Skye grabbed hold of his hand and with wobbly legs stepped down and out of the truck.

Get ready to hear the worst attempt at the accent ever.]

Don't cha know with the cheese.

[What a great sentence too.]

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...Wow.

[Impressively bad. He's not even going to attempt it. Just leading Skye into the lobby...]

[morethan084]

[Skye snorts at his reaction, holding onto his hand tightly as she attempts to look sober. Hip knocking into his side, Skye quickly rights herself.]

Do it.

[Skye whispers as they get closer to the receptionist.]

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[Hooking his arm around Skye's waist, Jesse makes his way to the front desk. It almost seems like he's ignoring her request. Until he opens his mouth:]

Yah, uh... Why don'tcha give us the honeymoon suite. One honeymoon suite for Bob and Belinda Bond.

[Okay, that sounds less like Wisconsin and more like Chicago with those dragging vowels. He's half-channeling Saul here.]

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[Skye is trying so hard not to laugh and failing. Turning her head towards his neck he would be able to hear her giggling and possibly a snort might've just came out.]

Oh honey, can we afford that?

[Her whole body is shaking at this point from stifling her laughter.]

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Yah, yah. Don'tcha worry about that now. Money's no object, my li'l cheesecake.

[He slaps a wad of cash onto the counter. The clerk appears most unimpressed by these antics, fetching the room key as fast as possible just to get these idiots out of the way.]

[morethan084]

[As soon as the clerk's back is turned, Skye's forehead falls onto Jesse's shoulder as she lets out a wheezing laugh.]

My lil' cheesecake.

[And her laughter is progressively becoming louder and more obnoxious. She hasn't laughed in what felt like weeks.]

I'm so glad I married you.

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Awww, hon.

[He lays a wet kiss to Skye's temple before the clerk turns back around, practically shoving the room key at Jesse. Okay, okay - They'll get outta here. On to the elevator.]

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[As soon as the elevator door closes, Skye slides down onto the floor in an absolute fit of laughter.]

He totally fell for it.

[No he didn't.]

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[Snickering uncontrollably, Jesse takes hold of Skye's hands in an attempt to pick her back up.]

Yeah. Yeah, totally. You really put those super-spy skills to work.

[morethan084]

[Skye lets him pull her back up but she is making no effort on her part.]

I'm going to pee myself.

[So attractive.]

Yeah, well, I've always been good at making up stories. It's a gift.