EXSILIUM - storyline.

SEPTEMBER 2012

►　A lost puppy gets adopted by some teenage girls.
►　Bombs fall while the useless junkie suffers from withdrawal.
►　An attempt to boost morale results in a talent show.

OCTOBER 2012

►　A polite request for cigarettes and lab access.
►　A brief meditation on the afterlife.
►　Jesse repays a debt with freshly-cooked meth.
►　Jesse's first mission sends him to 13th Century Russia.
►　A time glitch unleashes giant monsters upon Exsilium.

NOVEMBER 2012

►　Jesse chats it up with Robin.
►　The girls talk Jesse into baking cookies.
►　Jesse uses cookies to pick up chicks.
►　Jesse is now the Keebler Elf.
►　Sympathy gets Jesse nowhere.
►　Sherlock requires some assistance.
►　Medivh moves into Unit 409.
►　Anonymous asks about revenge and gets an honest answer.
►　Goldfoot asks about species and roles.
►　Jesse is a dog. No surprise.
►　An invitation to Thanksgiving dinner.
►　Jesse shares some thoughts on rebelling against the Initiative.
►　The Initiative offers some information.
►　The Witness asks what makes Jesse worthwhile.
►　Jesse shares some more thoughts on rebelling against the Initiative.

DECEMBER 2012

►　Jesse agrees with Loki.
►　Adrasteius asks what Jesse stands for.
►　Vanadi hosts a masquerade at Versailles.
►　The cute animals are actually gremlins.
►　Jesse talks about being a dad.
►　Rin discovers Jesse after a bender.
►　Jesse explains his arrangement with the Initiative.
►　It's motherfucking Frodo Baggins!!!!!
►　Sherlock requires assistance with a more personal matter.
►　Claire asks Jesse to test his weapon on her.
►　Rin and Jesse discuss the consequences of crossing the Initiative.
►　Jesse promises Ranka a snowball fight.
►　An Exile is murdered and Jesse stands accused of the crime.
►　Jesse asks for character witnesses to testify at his trial.
►　Franziska von Karma VS Mia Fey - FIGHT!

JANUARY 2013

►　Jesse is acquitted but Edgeworth won't let it go.
►　Jesse celebrates his victory by distributing cookies.
►　Nathaniel provides Jesse with a verstatsi sample.
►　Mukuro questions the Initiative's motives.
►　Jesse goes home to New Mexico for a Wild West mission.
►　Jesse attempts to change his own history by blowing up a railroad.
►　A Transporter error turns back the clock on Jesse's timeline.
►　Young Jesse tries to pick up chicks.
►　Little Rin encounters Young Jesse.
►　Young Jesse wanders around Exsilium.
►　Collette and Young Jesse try to meet some real superheroes.
►　Young Jesse catches sight of Hot Dystopian Claire
►　Young Jesse goes on a mission to Uruguay.

FEBRUARY 2013

►　The cookie tent debuts and Jesse regains some lost memories.
►　Jesse apologizes for forgetting Nill and she discovers a secret.
►　Jesse greets Alayne.
►　Nageki asks for medicine.
►　Some speculation on the Transporter's capabilities.
►　Jesse offers dating advice.
►　Jesse assists with bra shopping.
►　It's Separation Awareness Day!
►　Ranka seeks dating advice. Jesse threatens to break Riku's legs.
►　Jesse organizes baking lessons and gets threatened by Adam Jensen.
►　A discussion about changing another world's history.
►　Jesse extols the virtues of partying after death.
►　Jesse assures Ellie Linton that Rita Skeeter is a bitch.
►　Jesse explains how the Transporter works.
►　Jesse checks up on Sam Winchester.

MARCH 2013

►　The cookie tent returns and Jesse is reunited with Lisbeth.
►　Jesse offers advice on mismatched timelines.
►　Claire disappears.
►　Jesse offers to help repair a greenhouse.
►　Lisbeth asks for cigarettes.
►　Jesse weighs in on good and evil.
►　Nikolai is a dick.
►　Jesse offers his services as a carpenter.
►　Jesse keeps an eye out for a little girl.
►　Jesse explains the future to Toph.
►　Adachi and Jesse bitch about rebels.
►　Red X disposes of some chemicals.
►　Jesse assures Yuri Lowell that the war is as bad as it sounds.
►　The Transporter hiccups and Jesse ends up in Edgeworth's body.
►　Pinkworth laughs at a royal prick.
►　Pinkworth complains about Edgeworth.
►　Pinkworth offers advice on how to deal with morning wood.
►　Pinkworth lectures an idiot.
►　Pinkworth shows off his cool new tattoo.
►　Jesse suffers withdrawal upon returning to his body.
►　Jesse recalls Jane's words.
►　Nill tries to talk Jesse out of erasing himself from history.
►　Yosuke is in need of company.
►　Leo expresses concern for the children.
►　Withdrawal prevents Jesse from baking and greeting.
►　Lisbeth learns of Jesse's suicide plan.

APRIL 2013

►　Saul arrives to find Jesse in a bad state.
►　Saul is disappointed to find this is real.
►　Cable asks after Gambit.
►　Jesse discusses his time in Siren's Port.
►　Jesse talks about Siren's Port some more.
►　Jesse shoots up some verstatsi under Lisbeth's supervision.
►　Saul attempts to contact Jesse.
►　Saul and Rue nurse Jesse back to health after his overdose.
►　Jesse issues a warning about verstatsi.
►　It's Rue's thirteenth birthday.
►　Jesse encounters Franziska in the dark.
►　Rin surprises Jesse during the blackout.
►　Saul digs up all of Jesse's secrets.
►　Yosuke stops by after talking to Saul.
►　Jesse organizes a cookie-baking session at Collette's behest.
►　Edgeworth hits puberty and is still a prick.
►　It's a cookie-baking party! And Jesse is talked out of suicide.
►　Lisbeth gets some good news on her birthday.

MAY 2013

►　Jesse returns to his greeting duties.
►　Jesse reports to Saul before departing.
►　Rin, Vanadi, and Jesse leave for a mission to WWI Belgium.
►　Saul makes terrible puns and shoots people.
►　Kriem returns Jesse's jacket.
►　Saul chases Jesse down after the spaceship crashes.
►　Ygritte wins. The metal building's stupid.
►　Nananea returns to Exsilium.
►　Jules moves into Unit 409.
►　Kriem gives Jesse a pink teddy bear.
►　Jesse is reunited with his name twin.
►　Jesse comforts Ellie Linton after the loss of her friends.
►　Jesse considers volunteering to return to his own world.
►　Obviously crazy bitch is obviously crazy.
►　Jesse reveals his anti-verstatsi drug.
►　Raiden needs dialysis.
►　Jesse tells Sam Winchester that he better call Saul.
►　DITR is unveiled to the public.
►　Jesse refuses to leave Saul alone when the war comes to them.
►　Saul tries and fails to save Jesse from Adam Jensen.
►　Jesse wakes up after his first death.
►　Jesse affirms his loyalty to the Initiative and to Ygritte.
►　Jesse assures Med'an that the fight isn't over.
►　Jesse encourages underage drinking.
►　Gambit and Jesse play a game.
►　Jesse confirms that weapons can be swapped.
►　Jesse invites everyone to bake cookies again.
►　Jaime suggests a welcome center.
►　Billy thinks U.E. soldiers should be captured, not killed.
►　Jesse DJs at Tony Stark's birthday party.

JUNE 2013

►　Tensions are high at the welcome tent.
►　Saul delivers Jesse to Walt.
►　Jesse relapses in order to cope with Walt's presence.
►　Supergirl interrogates Jesse while he's coming down.
►　Saul and Jesse struggle with illness while the bombs fall.
►　Jesse apologizes to Sonya for assaulting her when he was tweaking.
►　Jesse provides Anne Boleyn with some sleeping pills.
►　Despite everything, Jesse resumes baking.
►　Saul meets Jesse's adopted Jesse.

JULY 2013

►　Settling back into routine at the welcome tent.
►　Saul asks Jesse if he sold weed to a kid.
►　Saul and Jesse get high together.
►　A mission in the Cretaceous Period is an excuse to hang out on the beach.
►　Jesse attempts to seduce Anne Boleyn in the jungle.
►　Saul questions Jesse about drugging Anne Boleyn.
►　Walt and Jesse meet for drinks.
►　Jesse puts out the usual invitation to bake cookies.
►　Jesse helps Jules celebrate her birthday.
►　Jesse answers a survey.
►　Thereth has difficulty understanding simple concepts.

AUGUST 2013

►　Jesse meets Ellie #2 at the welcome tent.
►　Jesse explains the Transporter and how returning home works.
►　Unit 409 acquires some extra residents.
►　Is Jesse a Diamond or a Heart?
►　Anne Boleyn has been sleepwalking.
►　Allison has some questions.
►　Donny requires supplies from the lab.
►　Dist the Rose is super gay.
►　Jesse spends some quality time with Walt.
►　Sonya gets trapped in an elevator with Jesse and kicks his ass.
►　Babydoll asks about work.
►　Saul interrogates Jesse about his bruised face.
►　Ygritte gets into the black market business.
►　Jesse talks about New Mexico and the future.
►　People are concerned about Jesse's face and he gets into a fight with Saul.
►　People are still concerned about Jesse's face but he focuses on baking cookies.
►　Stan sells some weed.
►　Walt disappears and Jesse refuses to believe he's really gone.
►　Saul tells Steph that Jesse attempted suicide.
►　Steph checks on Jesse and reassures him that his food isn't poisoned.
►　Steph confronts Saul about the ricin.
►　Steph takes over cookie duty for Jesse.
►　Tempest checks on Jesse.
►　Jesse freaks out and tells Sonya about his plan.
►　Stan leaves Jesse some oranges.
►　Ellie leaves a message for Jesse.
►　Anne Boleyn leaves a message for Jesse.
►　Saul thanks Steph for her help.

SEPTEMBER 2013

►　Saul tells the truth.
►　A very unwell Jesse wanders out in public.
►　Sonya lets something slip while discussing Jesse with Steph.
►　Steph puts the pieces together.
►　Saul thanks Jesse for covering his ass.
►　Stan gets stuck in the clinic.
►　Jesse does a poor job explaining resurrection.
►　Jesse encourages stealing.
►　Lisbeth apologizes for overlooking Jesse's trauma.
►　The United Earth kidnap Saul.
►　Jesse helps Piper with a magic problem.
►　Jesse comes clean about his power in order to help the rescue mission.
►　Jesse collects powers in the U.E. and is reunited with Saul.
►　Sonya talks to Jesse about his gift.
►　The Initiative reveal their plan to abandon Exsilium.
►　Jesse begs Saul to leave on the first ship.
►　Jesse refuses to leave quietly.
►　Jesse is bitter about being forced to go to the moonbase.
►　Saul sends a bunch of stupid messages every day.
►　Jesse's birthday is made slightly less shitty.
►　Saul sends a birthday present.

OCTOBER 2013

►　Jesse helplessly watches the Earth after the bomb takes out Exsilium.
►　Skyler encounters Jesse and informs him about the bleak future.
►　A reunion with Mike leads to conspiracy.
►　Jesse checks on Skyler and receives unexpected compliments.
►　Saul gives Mike the rundown on things.
►　Jesse forgives Steph for drugging and kidnapping him.
►　Steph grants a lifelong wish of Jesse's by taking him to Gotham.
►　Jesse volunteers to help cook a Thanksgiving meal.
►　Stan needs help feeding his baby and Ellie joins them for pancakes.
►　Jesse invites Mike to Thailand. Mike's heart grows three sizes.
►　Skyler talks Jesse out of murdering Walt.
►　Saul creeps Ellie out.
►　Lisbeth and Jesse visit Stockholm, sort of.
►　Steph brings Jesse and Ellie some Christmas presents.
►　Jesse attends the town meeting.
►　Jesse organizes a Halloween baking party and offers to cook for people.
►　Jesse ponders relocation options.
►　It's time to discuss options.
►　It's a party! A messy, messy party!

NOVEMBER 2013

►　Cookies before the necromorphs attack.
►　Jesse fucks the plan. Nice job breaking it, hero.
►　Lisbeth is fed up with this shit.
►　The adults admonish Jesse for fucking the plan.
►　Skyler wants to debrief.
►　Skyler and Jesse make another big mistake.
►　Saul and Mike figure out what the lovebirds are up to.
►　Space Thanksgiving rolls around.
►　Isaac asks about Jesse's power.
►　Someone finally tells Steph that Mike died. (Spoilers: it's Mike.)
►　Steph gets trapped in a room by Tempest.
►　Jesse's on patrol during the mutiny. He's not okay.
►　Jesse recovers in the clinic.
►　Roslyn and Jesse negotiate testimony.
►　Ellie yells at Jesse for treating her like a kid.
►　Jesse realizes being good is useless. You tried, Jesse. You tried.
►　Max tells Charlie that Jesse took her power.
►　Steph goes to see Max.
►　Jesse steals Tempest's power.
►　Tempest returns to her cell after encountering Jesse.
►　Sonya yells at Saul about Jesse.
►　Roslyn contacts Saul.
►　Peter visits Tempest.
►　Jesse is imprisoned. He's not okay.
►　Steph comforts Jesse.
►　Steph contacts Saul on Jesse's behalf.
►　Sonya reveals Jesse's crime to the network.
►　Saul tells Steph to stay away from Jesse.
►　Sokka would like Jesse to know that he sucks.
►　Tempest sends a message.
►　Max tries and fails to sympathize with Jesse.
►　Chloe threatens Jesse.
►　Chloe and Charlie are up to something.
►　Charlie contacts Roslyn.
►　Saul arranges a psychiatric evaluation.
►　Saul does some cleaning up.
►　Peter questions Jesse about Tempest.
►　Peter figures out it was Steph.
►　Skyler reaches out to Jesse.
►　Ellie believes in Jesse.
►　Cat gives Jesse an idea.
►　Saul tells Steph what Jesse did to Sonya.
►　Steph apologizes to Sonya.
►　Tempest requests a meeting with Jesse.
►　Peter tells Isaac why Jesse did it.
►　Charlie squeals about Chloe's plans.
►　Chloe initiates her plan.
►　Max talks to Tempest about the attack.
►　Jesse returns Tempest's magic.
►　Tempest contacts Chloe after learning about the shanking attempt.