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[ ........oh you did not just. ]

Hey, leave the puns to the actual stars, okay?

[ You do not challenge him with a pun and not expect him to fight back. ]

Maybe they called you that because you've got a stick up your butt.

Uh, hello, I'm the one with the actual sense of humor. Duh.

Yeah. You've got a sense of humor that's OUT OF THIS WORLD.

Ha ha ha good one Neppy.

[ He's so amused. Only not. ]

Seriously, that was terrible. Try harder next time.

Who says I'm even trying?

Please, like you'd survive a pun war with me.

Lets hear what you got.

What?

You can't just expect someone to spit out puns, Neppy. There's an ART to it.

You've got nothing. This entire UNIVERSE of puns, and you've got nothing.

Look.

A pun isn't about just throwing in a snide reference to the material and expecting people to groan.

It's about slipping it in when people least expect it. To make people stop and think it over. It makes the moment when they realize it was a horrible pun and the groan that follows that much sweeter.

Otherwise you're just stuck with a black hole of awkward negative space, and that's just no fun.