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Jesse Pinkman ([personal profile] hostage) wrote2012-12-21 09:21 pm

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driftsintobuffetline: (can't have too many handtalk icons)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-15 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
:P don't dismiss the value of the written word
sleight_of_hand: (The brains of this operation)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-01-15 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I don't. I also know the written word is easily faked, and people that open up with "what's up my fellows" are trying too hard.

( ̄▽ ̄)ノ
driftsintobuffetline: (explaining)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-15 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
but I made a memorable first impression, did I not?
sleight_of_hand: (I'm just so innocent)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-01-15 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Not really; I was just bored enough to reply.
driftsintobuffetline: (bite my tongue)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-15 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
well, i can work with that. so you come here often, huh?
sleight_of_hand: (Fuck off)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-01-15 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
...............

You better be a chick after saying something like that.
driftsintobuffetline: image from screencrush.com (:3)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-15 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Chick?! I prefer the term "lady." I could even be persuaded to accept "girl."
sleight_of_hand: (Yeah whatever)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-01-15 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeeeeeep.

Definitely a chick.
sleight_of_hand: (The brains of this operation)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-01-15 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha.

Asshole works better.
driftsintobuffetline: (giggles)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-15 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
But the pun is so much more explicit this way!

And asshole is a title I like to reserve for special, particular men. You have to earn it, honey.
sleight_of_hand: (I'm toooootally a good guy!)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-01-15 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
How many times do I have to tell you people to leave the puns to the professionals.

And don't worry. It won't take me long to prove myself.


[ That really shouldn't be something he's proud of, but he is. ]
driftsintobuffetline: (ok...)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-15 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
But practice makes perfect. We can't all have spent our education on a doctorate from Pun U.

Oh? Quite sure of yourself, hm?
sleight_of_hand: (The happiest man on earth)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-01-15 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Todai, actually, but close enough.

Very much so. Just ask anyone.
driftsintobuffetline: (bite my tongue)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-15 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Tokyo? Oh, are you Japanese? What did you study there, aside from puns?

I'd rather not. I prefer first-hand/empirical evidence over testimonials.
sleight_of_hand: (I'm just so innocent)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-01-15 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Criminology and law. Graduated top of my class, and wasn't a bad detective, hence why I'm in charge of investigations around here.

[ Prideful? Him? He has no idea what you're talking about. ]
driftsintobuffetline: (call me newt!)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-15 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, top of your class~? Impressive! So, you're a profiler, then. And what have you been investigating? I wasn't aware the Constellations were involved in police work.
sleight_of_hand: (Going over the clues)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-01-15 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm on standby until needed right now. Pretty sure with what we're looking at, I'll be needed more for investigating the government than anything else.

Not that that's all I can do, but that's for me to know, and others to find out. Preferably the hard way.
driftsintobuffetline: (crush hazard)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-15 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, of course. Dig up dirt, see who is most susceptible to persuasion, investigate their deviances and faults and loyalties. Private Investigator kind of stuff! How film noir. You need a femme fatale! And perhaps, while you're at it, you should investigate our neighbors to the north as well, if the Majority Report is anything to go by.

Ooooo Mysterious~! How hard~?
sleight_of_hand: (The brains of this operation)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-01-15 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sorry, he's detracted by part of that. ]

Sorry, was that an offer, Io-chan~?
driftsintobuffetline: (explaining)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2017-01-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Never on a first date, Uranus-kun~
sleight_of_hand: (...what's there inside.)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-01-15 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll keep that in mind.