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[driftsintobuffetline]

For the sake of civility, I'm going to avoid making any uranus jokes. just because I'm nice like that.

And where? in some seedy underground den of scum and villainy, of course???

[sleight_of_hand]

At this point, I don't think you'd have anything new anyway.

And bullshit. No one from a scum pit talks like that.

[driftsintobuffetline]

what? you want me to talk like someone out of the Godfather? seriously, do you think everyone's a stereotype?

[sleight_of_hand]

No one in real life talks like that either!

Geeze, even I know that.

[driftsintobuffetline]

cute.

what makes you think I'm talking to you like I talk in real life? that kind of defeats the point of a codename if I sidle up to you and chitchat like I would any other time on the network.

[sleight_of_hand]

Somehow I doubt anyone puts that much thought into texting.........

[driftsintobuffetline]

:P don't dismiss the value of the written word

[sleight_of_hand]

I don't. I also know the written word is easily faked, and people that open up with "what's up my fellows" are trying too hard.

(￣▽￣)ノ

[driftsintobuffetline]

but I made a memorable first impression, did I not?

[sleight_of_hand]

Not really; I was just bored enough to reply.

[driftsintobuffetline]

well, i can work with that. so you come here often, huh?

[sleight_of_hand]

...............

You better be a chick after saying something like that.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Chick?! I prefer the term "lady." I could even be persuaded to accept "girl."

[sleight_of_hand]

Yeeeeeep.

Definitely a chick.

[driftsintobuffetline]

And you're an anus.

[sleight_of_hand]

Ha ha.

Asshole works better.

[driftsintobuffetline]

But the pun is so much more explicit this way!

And asshole is a title I like to reserve for special, particular men. You have to earn it, honey.

[sleight_of_hand]

How many times do I have to tell you people to leave the puns to the professionals.

And don't worry. It won't take me long to prove myself.

[ That really shouldn't be something he's proud of, but he is. ]

[driftsintobuffetline]

But practice makes perfect. We can't all have spent our education on a doctorate from Pun U.

Oh? Quite sure of yourself, hm?

[sleight_of_hand]

Todai, actually, but close enough.

Very much so. Just ask anyone.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Tokyo? Oh, are you Japanese? What did you study there, aside from puns?

I'd rather not. I prefer first-hand/empirical evidence over testimonials.

[sleight_of_hand]

Criminology and law. Graduated top of my class, and wasn't a bad detective, hence why I'm in charge of investigations around here.

[ Prideful? Him? He has no idea what you're talking about. ]

[driftsintobuffetline]

Oh, top of your class~? Impressive! So, you're a profiler, then. And what have you been investigating? I wasn't aware the Constellations were involved in police work.

[sleight_of_hand]

I'm on standby until needed right now. Pretty sure with what we're looking at, I'll be needed more for investigating the government than anything else.

Not that that's all I can do, but that's for me to know, and others to find out. Preferably the hard way.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Ah, of course. Dig up dirt, see who is most susceptible to persuasion, investigate their deviances and faults and loyalties. Private Investigator kind of stuff! How film noir. You need a femme fatale! And perhaps, while you're at it, you should investigate our neighbors to the north as well, if the Majority Report is anything to go by.

Ooooo Mysterious~! How hard~?