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[hostage]

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_“ Hey, it's me. Wait for the thing. _”

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[jurisimpudent]

And I suppose your...unusual ability assisted in that?

[hostage]

Actually, that was the tough part. Everybody had a superpower except real new Newcomers, so locals would start off a conversation like, "So what's your power?" And I didn't wanna go telling 'em what it really was, so I had to bullshit stuff, like, "Oh, yeah, my superpower's getting a girl off in thirty seconds."

[jurisimpudent]

[A slight frown - ]

Off of what?

[hostage]

...Really?

Making a girl orgasm.

Jesus Christ, I have got to do something about you, Edge.

[jurisimpudent]

I - wh...th...Uh -

Let's - let us move...on.

[hostage]

Yeah, we'll take care of that later. Definitely gotta find you some space pussy to take the edge off.

- Aw snap, I didn't even do that on purpose.

[jurisimpudent]

I...appreciate your, er...No, thank you. That's unnecessary, though your good intentions are, erm. Regardless. Moving along.

[hostage]

It's just pussy, yo. Nothing to be afraid of. I'll hook you up.

[jurisimpudent]

I, er...abstain.

[hostage]

What, like a priest?

[jurisimpudent]

Er - yes. Like a priest.

[hostage]

Why?

[jurisimpudent]

Because...that sort of thing is a...distraction that I do not need. It reduces my effectiveness.

[hostage]

Uh, no? Other way around, yo. You don't get your nut off, it'll drive you crazy.

[jurisimpudent]

Hardly. All one needs is self-discipline to ignore such matters. Romancing a potential partner, however, takes time, energy, and material resources.

[hostage]

Oh my god, you like really need help with this.

What's your type?

[jurisimpudent]

I...I abstain, Pinkman. What is ambiguous about that?

[hostage]

You're a virgin, that's all you are. Let's see if you still abstain after you try it.

I like 'em a little bit scary, but you're all vanilla. I bet you like 'em sweet.

[jurisimpudent]

Wh...Stop it! Stop - speculating! I object!

[hostage]

Aw shit, you like dirty girls? What about Lisbeth? You like her? You can be honest. I won't kick your ass if you say yes.

[jurisimpudent]

I...No, I...I don't like anyone.

[hostage]

Shit. Are you gay?

[jurisimpudent]

No!

[hostage]

Aight, so answer the question: sweet or nasty?

[jurisimpudent]

Nonexistent! Though that seems like a trick question, because I fail to see who would wish to go about with someone who is "nasty."