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[hostage]

UNIT№409



_“ Hey, it's me. Wait for the thing. _”

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[hostage]

CALL THE POLICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vaccination]

oh my god all the lines are making me dizzy

[Or maybe it's the suppressed laughter.]

[hostage]

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[He switches to audio, laughing.]

Shit, I broke it.

[vaccination]

[She switches over too, in the middle of some muffled laughter.]

Jesse, what the fuck?

[hostage]

I don't know! I hit something!

Ugh, whatever. I'll figure it out later.

[vaccination]

Something? More like the exclamation button way too many times. There's a lesson in all of this!

[hostage]

"Never be happy"?

[vaccination]

No. Don't hit the button so much.

[hostage]

Lesson learned.

[vaccination]

Also? You started it.

[Not that she really minds. It's nice to hear his voice, and hear that he sounds alright.]

[hostage]

I'm pretty sure you started it.

[vaccination]

Nah. Pretty sure you're wrong. I don't start anything.

[hostage]

Me neither. I'm terrible at starting things.

[vaccination]

I think we're twins.

[hostage]

Oh my god, what if we are?

[vaccination]

[It's sad that the crazy guy locked up somewhere is the first person to get Ellie to laugh this much since the whole mutiny.]

Then we--wait, I don't know! Why are you going along with this?!

[hostage]

Wouldn't that be the best?

[vaccination]

Too bad one of us seems to have either gone into the future or gone into the past and uh, either turned into a chick or a dude somewhere along the way.

[hostage]

I turned into a chick once. For like a week.

[vaccination]

[There's a pause before Ellie speaks up.]

... you're not serious.

[hostage]

It was like a magic accident thing.

...

I was pretty cute.

[vaccination]

[That's sort of horrifying. Ellie never wants to be a guy.]

Like with boobs and everything?

[hostage]

The whole deal.

[vaccination]

Ew. Sorry, but--no. [She's just imagining Jesse with long hair and a rack and no no no.]

[hostage]

I wish I had pictures.